Divorced Barbie
I saw this on myspace, thanks to my friend Kris, and had to repost it..
Divorced Barbie
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: “Which one?
We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other Barbies are $19.95?”
Exasperated, the girl responds:
“Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with”:
Ken’s Car
Ken’s House
Ken’s Boat
Ken’s furniture
Ken’s jewelry
Ken’s money
Ken’s computer, and
Ken’s best friend . .
