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I saw this on myspace, thanks to my friend Kris, and had to repost it..

Divorced Barbie

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.

Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

The girl responds: “Which one?

We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95

Volleyball Barbie: $19.95

Shopping Barbie: $19.95

Surfer Barbie: $19.95

Disco Barbie: $19.95

and Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, “why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the

other Barbies are $19.95?”

Exasperated, the girl responds:

“Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with”:

Ken’s Car

Ken’s House

Ken’s Boat

Ken’s furniture

Ken’s jewelry

Ken’s money

Ken’s computer, and

Ken’s best friend . .

I was browsing around the web and stumbled upon this…

OFFICE GAME

ONE-POINT DARES:

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
3) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,”Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”

4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
5) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
6) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
7) While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT DARES:

1) Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it.”
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
(more…)

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That’s easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I’m not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What… is the capital of Assyria?

[pause]

Sir Robin: I don’t know that.

[he is thrown over the edge into the Gorge of Eternal Peril]

Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What…is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel…

[he is also thrown over the edge]

Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What… is your name?
King Arthur: It is ‘Arthur’, King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that.

[he is thrown over]

Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

Sir Bedevere:How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur:Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

If you learn one thing about me, it’s that I love this movie. Some say it’s stupid, some say it’s profane, some say it’s simply dumb, but I love it because of the old English humor. This was a low-budget film back in the 80s and it’s still one my favorites.

When life can’t get any funier, the comics always have a way of doing so. I’m starting to post more and more comics because I find them funny and want to share them, so here’s another one…..

As I was reading the comics today, I went through and saw a comic I normally don’t read. It started out…

[click the image to view the full comic strip]

and then I just couldn’t help myself but to blog about it, so here it is.

This one struck me and found it very funny, I thought I would share it. It’s from 05-09-05

Original Site

What my life has become…

But seriously, will anyone hire me? :D Just kidding, I have a job and some get family and friends. I just thought this was funny.

Recently, a couple got their vows renewed. This wasn’t any ordinary renewal though. A casino had purchased a grilled cheese sandwhich not too long ago. This was no ordinary grilled cheese though, this grilled cheese looked similarly to the Virgin Mary. An older lady had realized this just right before taking a bite, that the sandwhich looked like the virgin mary, and she stopped. She then held on to it for 10 years and finally sold it. A 10-year-old grilled cheese sold for $28,000 on ebay. But back to the couple. They wanted to get their vows renewed in front of this grilled cheese sandwidth and you can read more here.

Apparently Target.com is now selling Marijuana to the public. More of the details can be found at this link. http://www.target.com/gp/… I found it to be quite humorous. Let me know if you find this to be funny or not :)

Updated: Target.com took that product off the website. We may all thank Dave for informing me of this, but I was able to find a replacement for the site. The above URL is a screen shot of the page.